North Pole Market Pillows

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

A Symphony of Penguins

See you at the farmers market!

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Look! A streaker!

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"That was naughty AND nice."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Santa's workshopping"

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

"I told you not to break so hard."

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Penguin in a life jacket.