Sauna Aficionados Gifts

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'More bubbles!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Back to school.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

Duck in a bathtub

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

Do-over

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"