Sauna Aficionados Mugs

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'More bubbles!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Back to school.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Duck in a bathtub

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Do-over

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Sun may cause cancer.