Spa Goers Gifts

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Medium well, please.'

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Spa Dog

Complete Makeover

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

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