Daydreamer During Massages Gifts

Foot Massage

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Baseball Dreams

Couples Massage

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Odd Spas

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Rodin, the surfer.

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

"She's in her happy place again."

To compensate for the stress of news broadcasts, Tina's TV came with a built-in massage system.

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

"I'm glad you're enjoying the massage feature on your new chair, but can you lower the setting a bit?"

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'