Drinks After The Game Pillows

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Beer Order

Professional woman in pub

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"Your shout!"

Whack A Soul.

'A Fucking Drink'

Dog fetches dice

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Held up at work? You could have called."

Old Fred's Seat

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Herb knew that his only chance was to get the guy drunk, and then make a break for it.

'I fold!'

Alligator drinking gator aid.

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

TV Darts.