Game Day Sipper Pillows

Beer Order

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

A man cheers

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Men can show their emotions!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Bowl Games.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'Well, we've got to go to Milan for the second leg and coming back from 4-0 down won't be easy, but the lads are conf. . .'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"I didn't get to see the whole game. It was partly cloudy."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

Football Food.

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Bears Win!!!

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Great coffee, honey!"