Gameday Foodie Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'His wife is very supportive.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'