Game Day Gourmets Pillows

Go team!

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Ghostbasters 3

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

French bread

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Bowl Games.

Wide screen TV

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."