Risk-taking Gourmets Pillows

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'I see you've dined with us before.'

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

"I highly recommend going for the gusto."

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

"Be right with you, folks."

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

Bob's so adventurous. Just last week he took me to a cafe that only had two and a half stars on YELP."

White Water Cookery

"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."

"Okay - This is your last chance to back out."

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

Psst, wanna buy low and sell high? Huh? This is a can't-miss deal. Buy now and sell in six months for a huge profit. Forget it. I learned my lesson during the dotcom boom. No more speculative investments for me. You misunderstand, fine sir. I'm not talking stocks. That's crazy stuff – for real buffoons. I'm talking real estate. The markets going crazy. Everyone's getting loaded. You cannot lose! Thus a man strode back into the bubble. Look at this condo in the Florida marshes!

'Did you see how she just threw caution to the wind and ate it?'

'Most accidents happen in the home... and the men usually have to eat them!'