Risk-taking Gourmets T-Shirts

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

'I see you've dined with us before.'

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

"I highly recommend going for the gusto."

White Water Cookery

Bob's so adventurous. Just last week he took me to a cafe that only had two and a half stars on YELP."

"Okay - This is your last chance to back out."

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

'Most accidents happen in the home... and the men usually have to eat them!'

'Did you see how she just threw caution to the wind and ate it?'

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."