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"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Saxophone Player.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Dynamite little combo

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Piano Keyboard

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Bryan Ferry

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

The band.