Jazz Loving Gourmets Gifts

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Radiator jazz player

Saxophone Player.

Chano Pozo,

Piano Keyboard

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Dynamite little combo

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You know you're getting old when..."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Louis Armstrong.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

The band.