Golfing Gourmets Gifts

Why the chicken crossed the road.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Ghostbasters 3

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

French bread

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Mind if we play through?"

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

The Ghost of Food

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

Divining Oil

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.

"I take it you didn't like my meatballs."

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

"No, I hate golfing with those ad agency guys... Every time I yell 'fore' they chant in with 'he's a jolly good fellow'!"