Golfing Gourmand Gifts

Marshmallow Golf Balls

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Beanirrito"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Mind if we play through?"

"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

Now at the Farmers' Market

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

"Where do you draw the line?"

Pots and Pans

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'