"Mind if we play through?"
Golf Course Gourmand Gifts
Looking for a gift for your golf course gourmand? Delight them with playful items that marry their love for fine cuisine and the sport. From humorous mugs and stylish t-shirts to cozy pillows and eye-catching prints, our collection captures their dual passions with a dash of wit and charm. These thoughtful gifts are ideal for players who savor every moment on the green and every bite at the clubhouse. Show your appreciation for their unique tastes with a gift that celebrates their zest for golf and gourmet delights.
'I sent out for everything.'
The wonderful world of cheese.
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"
Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"
'It looks to me like they come in peace.'
Just one more choccy...
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'
'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'
'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'
Dijon Vu
Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.
'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'
"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."
Capturing a Cook
"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."
'I would go with salmon on this one.'
"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."
Too full after after Christmas dinner!
"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."
"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."
Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.
'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'
'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'
"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
Now at the Farmers' Market
'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'
"Where do you draw the line?"
Golf Course Gourmand Gifts Collection
Golf Course Gourmand Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and themed mugs designed for the golf course gourmand—perfect for their coffee breaks on the greens or at home.
Golf Course Gourmand Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that feature witty designs incorporating golf and gourmet themes, perfect for cozy corners or as thoughtful gifts.
Golf Course Gourmand Prints
Browse our eye-catching prints that celebrate the golf course gourmand's passions—great for decorating their golf space or kitchen with a humorous twist.
Golf Course Gourmand T-Shirts
Check out our stylish t-shirts that combine golf humor with gourmet interests—ideal for golf outings, casual wear, or culinary gatherings.