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"Mind if we play through?"

'I sent out for everything.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Dijon Vu

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

Now at the Farmers' Market

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

"Where do you draw the line?"