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'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Quinoa

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

God Cooks Up Evolution

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Capturing a Cook

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"And now it's gluten free!"

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

You've Got Mail

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."