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The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cook in the cookery section.

Just one more choccy...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

A London gent abroad

Bookworm group

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"Cemetery Pie"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Capturing a Cook

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'Next time YOU pronounce it!'