Movie Gourmand Mugs

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

A London gent abroad

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Bookworm group

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"Cemetery Pie"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.