Sports Event Gourmand Gifts

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Pizza Fencing

"Cemetery Pie"

Capturing a Cook

"Mind if we play through?"

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."