Sports Event Gourmand Prints

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Dijon Vu

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

Pizza Fencing

"Cemetery Pie"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Mind if we play through?"

"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!