Experimenting Gourmand Prints

'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Dijon Vu

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

Now at the Farmers' Market

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'