Golfing Gourmets Prints

Why the chicken crossed the road.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Ghostbasters 3

French bread

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

The natural selection process in golf.

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Mind if we play through?"

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

The Ghost of Food

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Divining Oil

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

"I take it you didn't like my meatballs."

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

"No, I hate golfing with those ad agency guys... Every time I yell 'fore' they chant in with 'he's a jolly good fellow'!"