Gravity-defying Gourmets Gifts

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"Extreme miming"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ghostbasters 3

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

French bread

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

The Ghost of Food

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

Rock Climber Wedding

White Water Cookery

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"