Mini Gourmets Gifts

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ghostbasters 3

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

French bread

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"What's not disgusting?"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

The Ghost of Food

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"I don't know where he puts it all."

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

White Water Cookery

Treat at the Colinderies.

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

"I made this for the kids' table. It's a goose stuffed into a chicken, stuffed into a goose, stuffed into a chicken, stuffed into a goose. It's called 'Goochi Goochi Goo'."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"