Miniature Gourmand Gifts

Treat at the Colinderies.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Just one more choccy...

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

Dijon Vu

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"What's not disgusting?"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Endangered Entrees

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Capturing a Cook

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"I don't know where he puts it all."

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.