Miniature Foodie Gifts

"Kids Menu Square"

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Ghostbasters 3

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Sushi Train Set.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Young child saying grace

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Meditation Munchies

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

'My mother was always dieting...To this day I think of a home-cooked meal as grapefruit and black coffee.'

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

Treat at the Colinderies.

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

Hail the mighty raisin scone! Why? You didn't hear? Yesterday, I started to pray to this holy pastry and today it is sunny outside. These days that counts as scientific proof of the scone's awesome divine powers. Too thin on logic? Ask it for a new iPhone.

Understanding the prune.

'I'm a small builder.'