Witchy Gourmets Gifts

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Ghostbasters 3

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

French bread

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

The Ghost of Food

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

'You wouldn't believe how much broom insurance is if you've had three measly accidents.'

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

White Water Cookery

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"