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"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

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"Gift"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Not whale stew again.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'What the devil is that?

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

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'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

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'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"You folks ready to order?"

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

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'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'