Risk-taking Gourmand T-Shirts

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"I'd like seconds!"

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

Lunch Broker

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"Ah, here you are... I see you made the mistake of tasting your own cooking."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

'I see you've dined with us before.'

Fast Food

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

"I highly recommend going for the gusto."

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

Bob's so adventurous. Just last week he took me to a cafe that only had two and a half stars on YELP."

"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."

'I didn't say your meal wouldn't contain fat. I said the fat would be free.'

"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

'Phoning or non phoning?'

'Did you see how she just threw caution to the wind and ate it?'