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"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Therapy?'

"Fresh pepper?"

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

Lunch Broker

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Fast Food

'I see you've dined with us before.'

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

"I highly recommend going for the gusto."

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

'I want you to go vegetarian.'

The Modern Daredevil.

"Dad's shingling the roof and mom says she's inches away to an insurance claim that will change her life."