Culinary Risk-taker T-Shirts

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"Ambitions... to spoil it all on my own."

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

A businessman is buying a hot dog from a cart for his lunch.

"Apparently you had a reaction to eating the food after the expiration date."

'Most accidents happen in the home... and the men usually have to eat them!'

'Did you see how she just threw caution to the wind and ate it?'

'I see you've dined with us before.'

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

"I highly recommend going for the gusto."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

End the Winter Blues

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

On the brink.

"Marco ..."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...