Game Day Glutton Pillows

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Raheem Sterling

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Strive to win!

"Carpe pizza"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'