Game Day Griller Pillows

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

A man cheers

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Beer Order

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Come and get it!'

Strive to win!

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

American Football.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'