Football Foodie Pillows

Bowl Games.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Bedside Manna.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'You're fried!'

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Soccer party

People wanted For Taste Test.

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

Golf Ball Meatball

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

Here's your 18-inch pipin' hot pepperoni. I will devour. Wait, give it just a minute. Must … hold … on. Roof-of-mouth burn. Another hot-pizza-related injury. Dear reader, We spare you the carnage.

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

The rally driver's breakfast

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Fancy a take-away?'

Boxer with a pizza

'This placenta's not very filling, I think I'll nip out for a pizza.'

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

Olympia - Olympics - Sponsored by Ken' Kebabs Food of Champions!

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."