Football Foodie Pillows

Bowl Games.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Bedside Manna.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

Soccer party

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

People wanted For Taste Test.

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

Golf Ball Meatball

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

The rally driver's breakfast

Boxer with a pizza

'This placenta's not very filling, I think I'll nip out for a pizza.'

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

Olympia - Olympics - Sponsored by Ken' Kebabs Food of Champions!

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

'I said sand wedge.'

"Coach is it time to send him in?"