Sports Fanatic Foodie Pillows

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Counting ribs

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Go team!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

The Streets - Night

Cricket Accidents.

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Burnt or Raw?

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'