Sports Fanatic Foodie Pillows

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Counting ribs

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

350 Feet.

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Streets - Night

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Burnt or Raw?

Hockey Season.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'