Swan Dreamers T-Shirts

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Romantic Giraffes

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Wild Cow.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Odile

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Listen, it's hot and I'm tired and they look really energetic. I say we go snooze under the tree and hope that tomorrow is a slow gnus day."

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

No, cruel nature, WHY?

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Dreaming of Summer.

'So far I haven't seen a thing.'

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

'Mum, Dad, I've made my first kill!'

Woman at the beach wishes for sunshine.

"Boy it's hot, and the water is so inviting, isn't it?"

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"Me and some the guys figured we'd go on vacation until this whole ecosystem thing balances out. What d'ya think?"

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'