Jack-o'-lantern Lover Pillows

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Classic Emojis for sale.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."