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Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

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"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Open House of Horrors

Punkins

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

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'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

The dark side of Halloween.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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"That's very offensive."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'