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Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Scary stuff

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Punkins

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Open House of Horrors

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

The dark side of Halloween.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."