Jack-o-lantern Fanatic T-Shirts

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Scary stuff

Punkins

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Classic Emojis for sale.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"It was a botched surgery."

Vampire Bat

No Right Turn (monster)

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Broom! Broom!"

Year of the Rat