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"So that's your resting face."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Scary stuff

"Devi's brew?"

Punkins

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

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"We should start wearing masks."

Monster Self-Help

Death Beggar

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Witches at a cauldron.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Year of the Rat

Tupperware Wolf

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Halloween 2008.