Jack-o-lantern Fans Mugs

"So that's your resting face."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Toadstools

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Scary stuff

Punkins

"Devi's brew?"

Punkins

Monster Self-Help

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Classic Emojis for sale.

"We should start wearing masks."

Easter Candy Island.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Witches at a cauldron.

Death Beggar

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

Year of the Rat

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Ghosts from around the world

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Tupperware Wolf

Halloween 2008.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'