Trick-or-treat Fans Mugs

Trick or treat surprise.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Devi's brew?"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

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Monster Self-Help

"We should start wearing masks."

Date Night

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Death Beggar

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'