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"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Has anyone seen my Christmas jumper?"

Santa Takes Precautions Against Anthrax

Times were tough and to make ends meet Rudolph got a second job

Nutcracker.

Santa Face in Sheep

"Northern pole all-nighter

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Easter Candy Island.

"Gesundheit!"

Santa's wash day.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Room for bigger presents."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"