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Sleigh bells

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Highland Piper.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Street Carolers

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Third Day of Christmas

Santana Claus

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Christmas choir

Santa Playing the Piano

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

Baaaa....humbug.

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"