Christmas Music Fan Prints

Sleigh bells

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Highland Piper.

Easter Candy Island.

Santa's wash day.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Street Carolers

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Christmas Dwarves

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"I love Boxing Day"

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Third Day of Christmas

Santana Claus

Last week, stingy caf

Christmas choir

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Santa Playing the Piano

Baaaa....humbug.

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."