Christmas Song Fan Prints

Man sits outside an STD clinic thinking of the twelve days of Christmas.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

About Santa 2017.

Baaaa....humbug.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."