Holiday Music Fan Prints

Christmas Dwarves

Santa Claus leaking musical notes.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Elfis"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

Easter Candy Island.

Street Carolers

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Christmas choir

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Kringle: The Decca Years

Santa Playing the Piano

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!